Billy Clyde's Political Hot Tub Party: I RESENT THE ALLIGATOR

Friday, December 29, 2006

I RESENT THE ALLIGATOR

Some stuff you just can't make up.

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The Reverend Jesse Jackson was just interviewed by Alison Stewart (hotter than the Earth's core but fortunately recently married; Billy Clyde prefers married ladies, cuz they have to go home at some point) and he delivered perhaps his best rhyme yet:

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"We lied, then we alibied."

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JJ was talking about Iraq, which is set to have a big-ass execution party this weekend. I hope it's on teevee or YouTube or something. Who doesn't heart watching despots being kilt?

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UPDATE: Saddam Hussein was killed this morning. Seems a little anti-climatic to me.

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Anonymous said...: It's all over but the shouting (and shooting) now. Good riddance to bad garbage.; December 29, 2006 at 10:46 PM

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Billy Clyde's Political Hot Tub Party

Friday, December 29, 2006

I RESENT THE ALLIGATOR

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