Sunday, May 20, 2007

HILLARY CONFESSES TO OPRAH; BC AIN'T BUYING IT

Yeah yeah yeah.

Billy Clyde knows he promised to post something over the weekend. But I'm just too excited about tonight's meeting of the House Committee on Calendars. Plus he's making pot roast.

Give me a day or so and maybe I'll try (unlikely). In the meantime, you may find this national political story interesting.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ushi8-dRlvg

P.S. We should be seeing a LOCO AND DISSENT Calendar any day. Feel free to leave your suggestion in the comments section and BC will pass it on.

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

Locco and Dissent should be soooo easy this year...

think about it, the Senate has made more sense and has been more conservative than the House...is this the apocolypse??

Anonymous said...

HB 1000% - CPPPatrick Rose

Related to the percentage increase in state welfare caseloads if I had my way

Anonymous said...

HB MeTwo by Pitts
Related to if someone else files for Speaker, then so will I.

Anonymous said...

HB Aaaaaarrgh! by Arthur
Relating to PLEASE STOP BEVERLY WOOLLEY FROM BUTCHERING MY NAME

Anonymous said...

SB 0 - Relating to Dehwurst's power and the amount that can get done on certain days in the Senate

Anonymous said...

HB 2000 by Craddick: relating to why the hell do you people keep re-electing Lon Burnam? How much more can I do to keep him out of the legislative process? I don't even think he has a desk. Is it the 'stache? It's the 'stache isn't it...?

Anonymous said...

HB 1 by Dukes, Kolkhorst, and Harless: relating to the creation of the Smokin' Hot Caucus, providing fantasies.

Anonymous said...

HR 6993 b.c. by Guillen: honoring Paul Moreno on his 9,000th birthday.

Anonymous said...

HB 609 by the female house seargents: Relating to distributing life-size Patrick Rose posters of him in various fire-fighting, motorcycling, lumberjacking and other really manly poses, Hawtt!!

Anonymous said...

HB 666 by Howard of Sugar Land: relating to holy shit this is a lot of bills...

Anonymous said...

HB .08 by Craddick: relating to the installment of a breathalizer for the back mic...I'm lookin' at you, Geren and Dutton.

HB .09 by House Administration: relating to no.

Anonymous said...

HB 5 by Wooley: relating to casting Tom Craddick as Superman in the next Superman movie...and relating to casting me as Louis Lane.

Anonymous said...

HB 20 by Hernandez, Ana E.: relating to, I swear I am old enough to be here. No, I'm not a page. Really, I have a law degree.

Anonymous said...

HB 2.0 by Frost, Hilderbran
Relating to twins separated at birth.

Anonymous said...

HB 2785 By: TPPF, Dunnam
Related to hijacking.

SB 3 By: 400 amendment authors et al.
Related to last-day bills' death by drip torture.

Anonymous said...

HB 2000 By: King, Dukes
Relating to the proper dress code for female house members. Requires one of the following: the same haircut (paid for by the state), purchase clothes from Sorcerer Merlin section of Dillards (can use house ID for special discount), or wear clothes such that you can confuse passerby as to whether or not you are in fact a transvestite (requirements waived if you can prove you are african-american, Barbara Jordan clause)

HB 2001 By: Keffer, Hughes
Relating to the appearance of the of chief clerk's office on the house floor. To distinguish oneself as not a house member, one must appear to be from California, this can be accomplished by one's hairstyle (blond locks of joy), or by one's speaking voice (ambiguous lisps)

Anonymous said...

HB 4106 by Moreno

Relating to the number of people who barfed in their mouths upon listening to his speech on his housekeeper sleeping with him and wiping the blood from his buttocks

Anonymous said...

SB 3.Chub By: Speaker Woolley
Relating to amendments being acceptable to the Arthur.

Anonymous said...

HB 2008 by Pitts, McCall, Keffer, Hill, and Cook

Relating to the Ronald Reagan Republicans For Local Community Control, Speaker Term Limits, God, America, Apple Pie, Natural Childbirth, Red M&M's, And Whatever Else Bryan Eppstein Tells Us To Include So It Looks Like We're Principled Republicans Instead of Dupes Of Our Power Drunk Political Consultant

Anonymous said...

HB I am 1 of you 2 by Lispy the Wonder Kitten (a.k.a. Reading Clerk)

Relating to the requirement of all representatives to treat me as one of their own; and to the realization that my job isn't as important as I think it is.

Anonymous said...

HB 9001, Relating to the dissolution of the House Rule Book so that the rules may never have to be suspended.

Anonymous said...

WTF is up with the Loco calendar that came out today? That is not the real one. Wrong time, wrong manner, not funny. Someone is pulling a fast one ...

Anonymous said...

Agreed. L&D Calendar isn't that funny. Someone different must have written it.

Anonymous said...

Watch for a Supplemental Calendar to come out soon from the Real Slim Shady!

Anonymous said...

The supplemental L&D is MUCH funnier! Glad to see it.

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