Anyway, I figured I'd use this skill to post something this afternoon without having to have an original thought. Some House aide wrote this parody, and it was passed on to me today by a fellow who, because he works for a non-profit association representing elected officials, wishes to remain nameless (Shannon Edmonds). Enjoy.
Yet another Real Men of Genius Parody:
Today we salute you, Mr. Member Who Does a Resolution For Everything Guy.
Singer: Mr. Member Who Does a Resolution For Everything Guy!
Someone from your district saved a cat in a tree, had their 300th birthday, tied their shoe, or pooped on the toilet for the first time by themselves.
Singer: “I’m a big-boy now!”
Was a stop-light finally fixed at your county-seat’s only intersection? Well, by GOD I’d like to add all members' names.
Choir Singers: “Please suspend the rules.”
You only authored 7 bills this session, none of which received a hearing, but you DID pass a resolution honoring every member of your Lion’s Club Bowling League.
You probably won’t be back next session, which means the resolutions department will have to lay-off 15 full-time equivalent employees. But let the record reflect: your constituent’s chili recipe is now the OFFICIAL chili recipe of
Singer: Mr. Member Who Does a Resolution For Everything Guy.