According to official statistics from the Highway Safety Institute, more than 32 gazillion Texans will be travelling by car during this holiday weekend. Naturally, the fine men and women who protect and serve us will also be out on our highways and byways, ensuring that the motoring public is safe.
One of the downsides of this massive police presence is that you could be pulled over for a traffic infraction. This could lead to anything from a polite warning to a severe ass whupping.
Billy Clyde's dear friend Chris Rock has prepared a highly informative video covering proper techniques for dealing with encounters with Johnny Law. It's sorta the R-rated version of "Everything I Really Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten," but it's worth a quick look-see before you hit the open road.
Here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gCCjFbFXn8 is BC's first PSA.